Do you have the
time to listen to me whine
About NOTHING and EVERYTHING
all at once
I am one of those
melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself
the CREEPS
Sometimes my mind plays
tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm CRACKING UP
Am I just PARANOID?
I'm just STONED

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
SHE says it's lack of sex
that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
HE said my life's a bore
And quit my whining canse
it's bringing HER down

Sometimes I give myself
the CREEPS
Sometimes my mind plays
tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm CRACKING UP
Am I just PARANOID?

Grasping to CONTROL
So you BETTER hold on

Sometimes I give myself
the CREEPS
Sometimes my mind plays
tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm CRACKING UP
Am I just PARANOID?
I'm just STONED