Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm s man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment
of doubt and pain
I made damn sure that Pilate
washed his hands and sealed his fate
Please to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
when I saw it was time for a change
I killed the Tzar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Please to meet you' hope you guess my name
But what's puzling you is the nature of my
game, ah yeah
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for the decades for the Gods they made
I shouted out"Who killed the Kennedy's?"
When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadours
who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Ah, get down to it

Please to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's confusing you is just the nature of
my game, m m
Just as every cop is a criminal,
and all the sinners, saints
As heads is tails,
just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me have some courtesy,
have some sympathy bnd some tante
Use all you well learned politesse,
or I'll lay your soul to waste, oh, yeah
Please to meet you,
hope you guess my name oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my
game, m m, I mean it, get down

Ooh ho
Ooh yeah get on down, oh yeah

Oh, yeah! tell me baby what's my name,
tell me honey guess my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell you one time
You're to braine
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, oh yeah
Ooh ooh oh yeah what's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
What's my name
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, yeah