Opened the fridge one night to get some food, there I found a funny
looking colorful gun. Then heard a voice that rang from up above,
"You are the man! Now stand up and save the world!" Sending the
message so far, far away,
god only knows why he gave this treat to me. Living in dream is just
too tough these days, but I gotta do that now to save the world.

Always dreamed of being a star, looking for more flavor in life. Blow
out enemies in sight, ZAPP! There seems to be no harm. Instead of
bullet, it fires yellow strawberry!

Although this gun never kills human beings, instead of blood it brings
out their worst memories. Face to face with your most shameful
past, this weapon makes you weep at the deepest night!

God bless, God bless Fruity machine gun! Silent and wicked crisis
messiah. Don't mess around with my new friend.
You'll regret yourself so stay away, or stay awake!

Fuck the result this made my day fruity, instant sensation to pull
trigger towards the worst! Knowing my life would go way off-track
soon, after hearing about another peace treaty!