He''s munching on an apple
That he''s stolen I know
He''s jeans are ripped and dirty
Looking like a scarecrow
He wears a multi colored shirt a walking rainbow
He''s my toyboy and yes I love him so

He''s got no money honey, but he''s so funny
He makes me laugh
With all the little things that he says
L.O.V.E. does he love me true?
I want him to tell me, to tell me today
Just three little words that''s OK

He''s got holes in his pocket
And he''s hair is too long
He plays a one string banjo
As he sings me a song
But the notes he''s singing
Seem to turn out all wrong
He''s my toyboy and yes I love him so

He''s handkerchief is dirty
His shoelaces are loose
It saves him time and dressing
That''s his only excuse
He makes a slurping sound
When he drinks his orange juice
He''s my toyboy and yes I love him so

And then on ourdates he always comes late
He''s wild and reckless, he''s got a cheeky face
L.O.V.E. does he love me true?
I want him to tell me, to tell me today
Just three little works is OK

There will come a day
You know I hope that it''s soon
He will say I love you
I''ll be over the moon
We''ll make love in May
And we''ll be married in June
He''s my toydoy and yes I love him so

He''s got no money honey, but he''s so funny
He makes me laugh
With all the little things that he says
L.O.V.E. does he love me true?
I want him to tell me, to tell me today
Just three little words that''s OK

He''s munching on an apple
That he''s stolen I know
He''s jeans are ripped and dirty
Looking like a scarecrow
He wears a multi colored shirt a walking rainbow
He''s my toyboy and yes I love him so

We''ll make love
In May and we''ll be
Married in June
He''s my toyboy
And yes I love him so

We''ll make love
In May and we''ll be
Married in June
He''s my toyboy
And yes I love him so