I analyze and I verify and I quantify enough
one hundred percentile
no errors, no miss
I synchronize and I specialize and I classify so much
don't worry 'bout dreaming
because I don't sleep
I wish I could at least 30 percent
maybe 50 for pleasure
then skip all the rest
if I only was more human
I would count every single second the rest of my life
if I just could be more human
I'd have so many little babies and maybe a wife
I'd roll around the mud
and have lots of fun
then when I was done
build bubblebath towers and swim in the tub
sand castles on the beach
frolic in the sea
get a broken knee
be scared of the dark and I'd sing out of key
cuss when I lost a fight
kiss and reunite
scratch a spider bite
be happy with wrinkles I got when I smiled
pet kittens til they purred
maybe keep a bird
always keep my word
I'd cry at sad movies
I'd laugh til it hurt
I'd buy a big bike
and ride by the lake
and I'd have lots of friends
and I'd stay out til late
if I could just be more human
I would see every little thing with a gleam in my eye
if only I was more human
I'd embrace every single feeling that came in my life
would I care and be forgiving?
would I be sentimental and would I feer loneliness?
would I doubt and have misgivings?
would I cause someone sorrow,too?
would I know what to do?
will I cry when it's all over?
when I die will I see heaven

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私ハ分析シ照合シ
チャント数量化シマス
100％ミスシマセン
私ハ同期化シ特殊化シ タクサン分類シマス
眠リマセンノデ
夢見ルコトモアリマセン
セメテ30％デモ 夢ヲ見ルコトガデキタラナ
ソシタラ50％ハ楽シミニ使ッテ
残リノ20％ハナンニモシナイ!
私ガモウスコシ人間ダッタラ
残リノ人生ヲ一秒一秒 大切ニカゾエマス
モウチョットダケ人間ダッタラ
タクサン子供ヲツクッテ 奥サンモ一人欲シイカナ
泥ノ中ヲ転ゲ回リ
大イニ楽シミマス
ソシテソレガ済ンダラ
泡風呂ノ泡デ タワーヲ造ッテ泳グンダ
ビーチデ砂ノオ城ヲ造リ
海デハシャギマクッテ
ヒザヲ骨折シタリシマス
暗闇ヲ怖ガリ 一晩中調子ッパズレノ歌ヲ歌ッテ騒グンダ
モシ喧嘩ニ負ケタラ
キスシテ仲直リ
虫刺サレハカキムシッテ
笑イジワモ歓迎シマス
ゴロゴロイウマデ子猫ヲナデタリ
小鳥モ飼ッテミタイシネ
約束ハイツデモ守リマス
悲シイ映画ヲ見テ泣イテ
オ腹ガ痛クナルマデ笑ッタリ
大キナオートバイヲ買ッテ
湖沿イヲ走ッテ
友達モタクサン作ッテ
夜遊ビモスル
モシモウスコシダケ人間ダッタラ
全テノ出来事ヲ キラキラ目ヲ輝カセテ見ツメルト思ウ
モウチョットダケ人間ダッタラ
人生ニ起コル全テノ感情ヲ シッカリト抱キシメルハズ
私ハ思イヤリノアル 寛大ナ大人ニナルダロウカ?
センチメンタルニナッタリ 寂シガッタリスルカシラ?
疑ッタリ 不安ニナッタリスル?
誰カヲ悲シマセタリスルノカナ?
何ヲスベキカ分カルノカ?
全テガ終ワル時 泣クノカナ?
死ガ訪レタ時 天国ヲ見ルデショウカ?