I am the walrus!!

I am he as you are he
as you are me and we are altogether
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt.
stupid bloody Tuesday man
You been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

Mr. city policeman sitting
Pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run
I'm crying………

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crab a locker fish wife,
pornographic priestess boy
You been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am Jesus Christ.....

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come
You get a tan from standing
in the English rain
I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am the walrus

Expert, texpert, chokin', smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snied
I'm crying

Semolina pilchards
Climing up the 東京 Tower
Elementry penguin singing
Hare Krishna man
You should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman
I am the eggman
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob.....
Juba juba juba.....