I'm turning 30 and it's easy to see
It seems like everyone I know is always laughing at me
I'm getting for and wearing hats so no one can see
All my hair's falling out and
I'm fuckin' disgusting

I'm turning 30 and it's too bad for me
All the girlies in the world are making fun of me
I wear my cheap cologne to cover BO
Won't somebody please put me out of my misery

I fuckin' hate myself
But standing by my side
I got my friends
There's always with me, it makes me feel free

Make me laugh with funny jokes
Encouragine me with so many of their hopes
I'm living life with my friends
That's what I wanna be
It's all I need and all I want
Envisioning me to be something that I'm not
I'm having fun in the sun
That's where I wanna be

I've been around for 30 years
So many things they bring me down
Without my friends I never could
Get through so many things

They are always by my side
We have shared everything
With my friend forever
Having fun together