What the blood clot, I rap a lot. What you gonna do when the beat goes drop?
What you talking about Willis? Who's the illest? You know my name
is Adam, stop calling me Phyllis. [Editor's note: Adam, I only called you
that that one time.] You hear some fuss, you're like what's the clam
or? It's just me naked on the cover of Glamour. [Editor's note: Yeah
Mike, I know. I edited that one also.] A phenomenon. Pandemonium,
The club is blowing up like plutonium, What's
all the fanfare? What's the to
do? We're known
to bring the
hullabaloo. Oh stage or at the spa, guaranteed we bring the brouhaha. 'CAUSE IT'S A
BROUHAHA There's a commotion that's going down. I talk more shit that Drown the Clown.
I'm like that freak from Cirque Du Soleil. with my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say. Ten,
nine, eight, seven, six, five, four. Get up on the mic and I'm a even the score. One, two, three,
three, t-twe, one. Don't carry a knife and I don't carry a gun. We bemakin' mountains out of Cool
Whip. Pass me the mint for the julep. [Editor's note: I happen to make a wonderful mint julep,
evocative of a cool southern summer's evening breeze.] Tell me everybody where is the love?
Hey yo what's the motherfuckin' hubbub? 'CAUSE IT'S A BROUHAHA Communicator check
1-2-1-2. This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu. Set the bullshit to warp factor one. [Editor's note:
Do you mean the space odometer?] Check your tri-corder set your phaser to stun. Ohmais oui,
you can catch me at Jon Vie with a pastry. Ceci Cela, oh n'est-ce pas. Quest-ce que c'est le
brouhahaha ha ha ha ha! Just back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin' Going rrroaw rrroaw with
the dungeon dragon. You can dance if you want to. Leave your friends behind, but if they don't
dance and then they won't dance they can kiss my fuckin' ass! 'CAUSE IT'S A BROUHAHA
[Editor's note: I love your usage of synonyms for the word brouhaha. But if I might... and I mean
this in all due respect; you might have used the words: bedlam, uproar, melee, shindy, donny-
brook rhubarb, wingding, rumpus, ruckus, brannigan, and/or fracas. Thank you for your time.]